elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

daddyfuckedme:

wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles

i read that as “rub your forehead with their testicles” 

(via mitsumilk)


aleua:

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milkofboy:

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Omg

whyamisorandom:

can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous

(Source: wurnbo, via livestolaugh)